Happy 46th Birthday , Helena!
(via imgTumble)the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ
ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
Having a Crazy Homicidal Beetle Stuck To Your Spine Sure Makes Things Awkward
At the Supermarket
Cashier: Would you like paper or plastic?
Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE INTENTIONS
Jaime: Wait, she's just-
Beetle: INTERROGATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
Jaime: I'm don't need to interrogate her, I just need-
Cashier: Excuse me?
Jaime: No, not you, I'm just-
Beetle: ANGER LEVELS RISING. KILL HER.
Jaime: I'm not going to kill her!
Cashier: What?!
Beetle: ACTIVATING PLASMA CANNONS.
Jaime: NO WAIT
Cashier: Is that a gun?! SECURITY!
Beetle: SHE IS TRYING TO GET BACKUP KILL HER KILL HER
Jaime: Stop, this is just a big misunderstanding!
Beetle: KILL HER KILL HER KILL HER
Jaime: I'm not going to-
Beetle: KILL HER
Security: Kid, we're going to need you to leave the premises.
Beetle: KILL THEM TOO
Security: Kid!
Beetle: SENSING HOSTILE-
Jaime: THAT'S IT I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME NOW I DIDN'T NEED THAT CEREAL ANYWAYS AY DIOS MIO THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Beetle: ......
Beetle: .........
Beetle: *whisper* Kill them all.
